Slab Daddy™ Tee – Too Greasy for the Law
Dark Chocolate / S
$19.99
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Slab Daddy™ Tee – Too Greasy for the Law
$19.99
Meet Slab Daddy™ — the outlaw bacon legend they warned you about.
Born from grease.
Forged in a saloon brawl.
Wanted everywhere breakfast is served.
This graphic tee features Slab Daddy, the horned bacon anti-hero who refused to be eaten and chose violence instead. Gritty western cartoon style, dirty humor, and outlaw energy packed into one wearable statement.
Perfect for:
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People with a twisted sense of humor
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Fans of comics, cartoons, and outlaw aesthetics
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Anyone who knows breakfast isn’t always peaceful
⚠️ Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause laughter, side-eye, and strangers asking “Where did you get that?”
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and a clean silhouette
- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized, tear-away label for comfortable wear; meets safety and eco standards (Oeko-Tex)
- Durable prints: Direct-to-Garment for main design, DTF used for sleeve/inner neck prints when applicable
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean